Nasty Cuties

What you can’t say to someone’s face —say it with a Swearing Cat.

Welcome to Nasty Cuties — a collection of crappy affirmations and foul‑mouthed felines that make an unforgettable gift.

Shop the filth Wait, what is this?
@#%*&!
↑ poke him. he loves it. (he doesn’t)
The shop

Check out our Sassy collection!

Six books. Zero manners. All available on Amazon, shipped straight to your favourite (or least favourite) person.

Seriously,
I don’t care.

Cat lounging in an armchair

What the hell is Nasty Cuties?

Nasty Cuties is a pseudo‑literary dumpster fire.

We make books you can laugh at on the toilet, gift to people you love (or secretly hate), and chuckle at the fact that someone actually published this shit.

Toilet‑approved Passive‑aggressive gifting Not for kids